Illuminati Guest House Spa

Victoria, British Columbia
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Pool hosted by
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Chlorine
10 ft by 16 ft
Indoor
Check-in with host
Your host Emir will be home
16 guests allowed
All ages welcome • No pets
Restroom available
Dedicated restroom available by the pool
Parking
Up to 6 cars on site.
Free cancellation!
Get a full refund if you cancel 3 days before your booking.
Where you'll swim
Exact location after booking.

Victoria, British ColumbiaCA

About the pool
Welcome to The Illuminati Guest House, where conspiracy theories are our daily bread and butter figuratively, of course. In this POOL & SPA retreat, there is a heated indoor swimming pool, a steam-room, a Jacuzzi hot-tub, an infrared sauna, a massage table, a full-gym, and access to 3 heated outdoor gazebos.
You will delve into the depths of luxury and intrigue at the Illuminati Guest House. Don’t be scared of our ancient name and ways, the only thing we illuminate is your path to relaxation.
Visit us, and unlock the secrets of relaxation, where our spa treatments will leave you feeling so refreshed, you'll start seeing triangles everywhere.
When it comes to massage, there is a selection of massage therapists we collaborate with. Just let us know so we can book it for you. Prepare to have your mind blown, our massage therapists promise not to hypnotize you (unless you ask).
P.S. We believe in DOG. All guests must be approved by "BonChance" who is a 10 months old female Golden Retriever puppy, and our supreme ruler.
Great sunlight
Shaded area
Night lighting
This space is great for...

Parties

Family gatherings

Photo shoots

Celebrations

Video shoots

Friend hangouts

Corporate events

What makes it special

Grill

Wifi

Shower

Heated

Hot tub

Sauna

Towels

Steam-Room

It is a 2 person capacity steam room with rainfall shower and more.

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Hosted by Emir

Hosting since May 2024

Verified Host

Illuminati Guest House
Things to know

House rules

Nudity

Loud music

Third-party vendors

Parties

Smoking

Alcohol

Additional rules

Smoking is permitted only in the outdoor areas of the facilities. No indoor smoking or vaping.

Space privacy

Extremely Private

Your own space, secluded from neighbors and the main residence.

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