Illuminati Guest House Spa
Victoria, British Columbia
Pool hosted by
Chlorine
10 ft by 16 ft
Indoor
Check-in with host
Your host Emir will be home
16 guests allowed
All ages welcome • No pets
Restroom available
Dedicated restroom available by the pool
Parking
Up to 6 cars on site.
Free cancellation!
Get a full refund if you cancel 3 days before your booking.
Where you'll swim
Exact location after booking.
Victoria, British Columbia•CA
About the pool
Welcome to The Illuminati Guest House, where conspiracy theories are our daily bread and butter – figuratively, of course. In this POOL & SPA retreat, there is a heated indoor swimming pool, a steam-room, a Jacuzzi hot-tub, an infrared sauna, a massage table, a full-gym, and access to 3 heated outdoor gazebos.
You will delve into the depths of luxury and intrigue at the Illuminati Guest House. Don’t be scared of our ancient name and ways, the only thing we illuminate is your path to relaxation.
Visit us, and unlock the secrets of relaxation, where our spa treatments will leave you feeling so refreshed, you'll start seeing triangles everywhere.
When it comes to massage, there is a selection of massage therapists we collaborate with. Just let us know so we can book it for you. Prepare to have your mind blown, our massage therapists promise not to hypnotize you (unless you ask).
P.S.
We believe in DOG. All guests must be approved by "BonChance" who is a 10 months old female Golden Retriever puppy, and our supreme ruler.
Great sunlight
Shaded area
Night lighting
This space is great for...
Parties
Family gatherings
Photo shoots
Celebrations
Video shoots
Friend hangouts
Corporate events
What makes it special
Grill
Wifi
Shower
Heated
Hot tub
Sauna
Towels
Steam-Room
It is a 2 person capacity steam room with rainfall shower and more.
Hosted by Emir
Hosting since May 2024
Verified Host
Illuminati Guest House
Things to know
House rules
Nudity
Loud music
Third-party vendors
Parties
Smoking
Alcohol
Additional rules
Smoking is permitted only in the outdoor areas of the facilities. No indoor smoking or vaping.
Space privacy
Extremely Private
Your own space, secluded from neighbors and the main residence.
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